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[code:1:51dcafe7d4]<p align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">01. Hangi bağda üzüm yetişmez<br />
<input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Ayakkabı bağında !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font> </strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">02. Adamin biri hamama gitmis, terlememis. Neden?<br />
<input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü adam No-ter´mis !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">03. Mevlana neden dönüyormus?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çift okey gelmiste ondan !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">04. Hakan Sükür sahada sakatlanirsa onu kim tasir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Hakan Tasiyan !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">05.Hiç kimsenin okuyamadigi yazi hangisidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Alin yazisi!')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">06. Can bedenden çikmayinca ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Can fizik dersine geç kalir !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">07. Can neden bogazdan gelir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Can Emirgan´da oturdugu için !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">08.Kadinla radyo arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('ikiside her havadan calar!')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">9. Lastik neden esner?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Uykusu geldigi için !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">10. Avlanmasi en zor hayvan hangisidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Dinazor !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">11. Kadin yaslaninca ne yapar?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Havlu alip kurulanir !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">12.Denizler nicin tuzludur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Baliklar kokmasin diye!')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">13. Kötü yola düsmüs üzüme ne denir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Sarap !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">14. Zenciler kollarina baktiklarinda neden kendilerini görürler?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Karakolda ayna var !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">15. Bir elma diskoya gitmis, neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kurtlarini dökmek için !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">16. Seker çaya ne demis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kahvaltida bulusalim !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">17. Tuvalette gol olur mu?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Sonuç hep sifir sifirdir !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">18. Esekler evlenir mi?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Evet. Genellikle onlar evlenir !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">19. Sari mendil mavi denize düserse ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Islanir !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">20. Dünyanin en iyi döndügünü kim bilir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Sarhoslar !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">21. Eve Gelen Hirsiz Neyi Calmaz?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Zili Calmaz !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">22. Erkek robot disi robotu görünce ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Vidalari gevser !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">23. Uçak düsmüs. Ama kimse ölmemis. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü uçak Pamukbank´in üstüne düsmüs !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">24. Bir insan ne yiyince üzülür?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kazik !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">25. Erkek yengeç, disi yengeç ne der?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Gel seninle kol kola, kol kola, kol kola, kol kola girip dolasalim !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong> <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">26. En hizli sayi hangisidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('10 ! Neden? - Onun arabasi var !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">27. Çekirdeksiz üzüm, çekirdekli üzüme ne demis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Gebe misin be kardesim !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">28.Zir cahil bir zenciye ne denir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kara Cahil !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">29. Iki domates yolda gidiyormus, birinin üzerinden otomobil geçmis,</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">digeri ona ne demis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Yürü salça !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">30. Adamin biri karisini dövüyormus, kapi çalmis karisini dövmeyi birakmis. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Esek sudan gelmis !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">31. Tavuklarin neden gögüsleri yok?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Horozlarin elleri olmadigi için !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">32. Bir adam OMOyla yikanmis ve maymuna dönüsmüs. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü OMOyla yikanan hersey ilk günkü gibi olur !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">33. Adam bilgisayar basinda uyuyakalmis. Ertesi gün nezle olmus. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Windows açik kalmis !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">34. Iki kadin dondurma yiyomus biri yalayarak biri issirarak,</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">bunlardan hangisi evlidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Parmaginda yüzük olan !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">35. Fille, domates arasinda ne benzerlik var ?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('ikisi de poker oynamasini bilmezler !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">36. Itfaiyeciler neden kirmizi kemer takar?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Pantolonlari düsmesin diye !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 1px; margin-bottom: 1px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">37. Bir adam çölde kalmis ve çayi çok severmis, çay bulmus içmemis.Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 1px; margin-bottom: 1px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü Ülkersiz bir çay saati düsünülemez !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">38. Çöldesiniz elinizde sadece sise var ve çok susadiniz. Ne yaparsiniz?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Siseyi kirarsiniz, tuzla buz olur, tuzunu atar - buzunu içersiniz !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">39. Sinegin içinden ne çikar?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('inek !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">40. En çok araba olan ilimiz hangisidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kars !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
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<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">41. Birinci olan ilimiz?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Van !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">42. Elli tane "0"dan ne olur?<br />
<input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('25 tane tuvalet olur !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">43. Tabanca ne ile temizlenir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Dikkatle !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">44. Adamin basina kola dökülmüs, ne demis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kolaysa basina gelsin !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">45. Boga ile öküz arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Bogalar ineklerin babalari, öküzler ise amcalari !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">46. Insanlarin en çok bakakaldigi yer neresidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Bakkal !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">47. Patlican harakiri yaparsa ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Karniyarik !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">48. Insanlar gemide transa geçerse ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Transatlantik olur !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">49. Günlük gazete ile yüzsüz misafir arasinda ne benzerlik vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('ikiside her Allahin günü gelir !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">50. Gecelik giymis essege ne denir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('iyi geceler !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">51. Kadin bir gün mahkemeden çatal, biçak sesleri duymus. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü adamin hakkini yiyiyorlarmis !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">52. Muazzez Abaci sahnede kipirdayamiyormus. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Hatiralar sarmis dört bir yanini !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">53. Karadenizdeki Cola siselerin altinda ne yaziyor?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Diger taraftan açin !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">54. Limon ne zaman SI<span lang="de">KILIR</span>?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Yalniz kalinca !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">55. Tarti neden tartmamis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü üzerinde anti-tartar dismacunu varmis !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">56. Dolapta ki iskelet ne anlama gelir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Laz saklanbaç oynamis !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">57. Yilanla kirpi evlenirse ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Dikenli tel !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">58. En sisman kiz kimdir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('FATma !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">59. Temel Fadimeyi buzluga koymus. Neden?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('iliskileri bozulmasin diye !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">60. Havada uçan yesil zeytine ne denir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Havada uçan yesil zeytin !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">61. Yerde gezinen siyah zeytine ne denir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Havada uçan yesil zeytinin gölgesi !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">62. Bir aile hep patates yiyormus. Bir gün kapi çalmis. Kim gelmis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Gina !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">63. Politikacilar niçin iki saat birden kullanirlar?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Onlar için, iki türlü zaman vardir. Isine geldigi zaman birini, gelmedigi zaman digerini kullanirlar !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">64. Politikacilar niçin günde iki kez tras olurlar?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Iki yüzlü olduklari için !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">65. Futbolcunun gözleri asiri derece miyop olursa ne olur?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Hakem !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">66. Yeni dogan bir bebek, simsiki kapattigi avucuna bakip kahkahayla gülüyor. Acaba bebegin avucunun içinde ne var?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Dogum kontrol hapi !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">67. Adamin biri gökdelenin tepesinden karpuzcuya ne diye seslenmis?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Su bezelyelerden 2 kilo tartarmisin !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">68. Yumurta karsidan karsiya nasil geçer?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Tavugun poposunda !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">69. Filler neden büyük, gri ve ovaldirlar?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü filler küçük, beyaz ve yuvarlak olsalardi Aspirin olurlardi !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">70. Öküz ile sinek arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Size hiç ´´Sinegin trene baktigi gibi ne bakiyorsun´´ diyen oldu mu ?')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">71. Bir elmayi yerken kurt bulmaktan daha kötü olan nedir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Yarim kurt bulmak !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">72. Futbol maçi seyircilerinde niçin "C Vitamini" eksikligi vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Limon ve portakallari sahaya attiklari için !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">73. Ari ile çapkin erkek arasinda ne benzerlik vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Ikisi de çiçekten çiçege konmaya bayilirlar !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">74. Politikaci ile çoban arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Birincisi nutuk atarak, ikincisi de kaval çalarak uyuturlar !')" style="border: 2px dashed rgb(255, 51, 0); font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;" /></font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3">75. Saat üç ile bes arasi ormanda yürümek neden tehlikelidir?</font></strong></p>
<p align="center" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"> <input type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert( ______________ Forum imza boyutu 460x60 olmalıdır. |