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Mesaj12.07.2009, 05:49 (UTC)    
Mesaj konusu: SİTENDE ZİYARETÇİ BİLGİSAYARA İNGİLİZCE SORU SORSUN

Sitende ingilizcesine güvenen bilgisayarına soru sorsun eğlensin...Sevgi ile kalın

<center><font color="#000080"><strong><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="2">İngilizcenize güveniyorsanız kristal top'a evet ya da hayır ile <br />
cevaplayabileceği sorular sorun.Soruyu yazdıktan sonra Ask me ye <br />
tıkla.Tek kelimelik sorulara verdiği cevaplar sizi şaşırtabilir. İyi eğlenceler..KingHAN</font></strong></font>""
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" bgcolor="#000000" border="0">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td width="100%">
<p><font color="#ffff00" size="4">Crystal Ball</font></p>
<font color="#ccccff">
<p>Please enter a yes/no question and it will respond</p>
<p>Warning: the crystal ball has a tendency to be sarcastic!</p>
<table width="40%" border="0">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td>
<form name="input1">
<input size="63" name="textfield" type="text" />
</form>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<table width="8%" border="0">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td>
<form>
<input type="button" onclick="getAnswers()" name="button1" value="Ask Me!" />
</form>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<script language="JavaScript">

//Crystal Ball Script - By Michael McDermott (mcdemf1( at )wfu.edu)
//http://www.wfu.edu/~mcdemf1
//Visit JavaScript Kit (http://javascriptkit.com) for script


function getAnswers() {

time = new Date()
randominteger = time.getSeconds()

if (document.input1.textfield.value == "") {
alert("You dummy! You didn't enter anything into the Crystal Ball!!!")
return
}

if (randominteger <= 3) answer="Did you really think so? Hahaha, I'm laughing now at your pitiful chances."
if ((randominteger >= 4) && (randominteger <= 6)) answer ="Yeah, it it's got a 65% chance of happening."
if ((randominteger >= 7) && (randominteger <= 9)) answer ="Oh come on! No way!"
if ((randominteger >= 10) && (randominteger <= 12)) answer ="As sure as I'm made of glass, this is likely to happen."
if ((randominteger >= 13) && (randominteger <= 15)) answer ="Why are you asking A CRYSTAL BALL? Do you really believe the answers?"
if ((randominteger >= 16) && (randominteger <= 1Cool) answer ="Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that NO!"
if ((randominteger >= 19) && (randominteger <= 21)) answer ="Good chances lie on the horizon."
if ((randominteger >= 22) && (randominteger <= 24)) answer ="Ask me again, I am restless and overworked."
if ((randominteger >= 25) && (randominteger <= 27)) answer ="Do you know how the Crystal Ball works? There's your answer."
if ((randominteger >= 2Cool && (randominteger <= 30)) answer ="As the sun is hot, your answer is YES."
if ((randominteger >= 31) && (randominteger <= 33)) answer ="Did you get drunk last weekend? There's your answer."
if ((randominteger >= 34) && (randominteger <= 36)) answer ="Forget about it"
if ((randominteger >= 37) && (randominteger <= 39)) answer ="Yeah, it could happen. 80% chance."
if ((randominteger >= 40) && (randominteger <= 42)) answer ="Hitler has a better chance of raising from the dead."
if ((randominteger >= 43) && (randominteger <= 45)) answer ="If you really think so, then it shall be."
if ((randominteger >= 46) && (randominteger <= 4Cool) answer ="Who said ambiguous answers were bad? Not me, so YES!"
if ((randominteger >= 49) && (randominteger <= 51)) answer ="You think I'm going to answer that after a day of hard work? Ask again later."
if ((randominteger >= 52) && (randominteger <= 54)) answer ="If you own a pet, yes. Otherwise, no."
if ((randominteger >= 55) && (randominteger <= 57)) answer ="The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. Thank you Captain Obvious. YES!"
if ((randominteger >= 5Cool && (randominteger <= 60)) answer ="I'm laughing hard, very hard. You'd better ask again."

var newWindow = window.open("","Results","width=300,height=300")
newWindow.document.write("<html><body bgcolor='#000000' text='#FFFFCC' link='#00FFFF' alink='#000066' vlink='#6666FF'>")
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'><font size='4' color='#FFFF00'>Your Question:</P><P></P><font size='3' color='#FFFFCC'>")
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'>" + document.input1.textfield.value + "</P>")
newWindow.document.write("<P></P><P></P><P></P><P align='center'><font size='4' color='#FFFF00'>The Great Crystal Ball Has Answered:</P><P></P>")
newWindow.document.write("<font size='3' color='#FFFFCC'>")
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'>" + answer + "</P>")
newWindow.document.write("<P></P><P></P><P align='center'><A HREF='javascript:window.close()'>Close Me</A></P>")
}
</script></font></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
""</center>
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